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Friday, June 4th, 2004

Subject:Martin fucking Platt off Coronation Street
Posted by:nuclear_kitten.
Time:10:06 pm.
...Is such a gimp.

Especially his womanising and mixed-up morals. It's not suprising how poor little David has turned up with that slimeball perv and Gail as his father.

He makes me puke.
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Tuesday, March 2nd, 2004

Posted by:saraaah.
Time:10:40 pm.
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Tuesday, December 16th, 2003

Posted by:chartreuse_eyes.
Time:1:29 pm.
Ok, so I joined, let the judging begin!

1. People who don't like Jonny Wilkinson just because they're bitter that their team got their arses kicked. (kidding, kidding! *backs away from the angry Irishman*)

2. Jonathan Ross

That is all for now. Thank you.
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Monday, December 15th, 2003

Posted by:saraaah.
Time:4:41 pm.
I am ok on this baby, even though i like good charlotte? I hate more or less everything though, remember. YEAH LIKE THE DARKNESS. This community better be erm better than record snobs paul, or there'll be trouble.

x x x
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Subject:Won't someone give me a gun?
Posted by:dirtyoldtownie.
Time:2:38 pm.
Mood: angry.
OK, setting a manifesto here, or something like it. The world needs more lists of things/people that are shit. Here's one.

1) Bo Selecta: Incontrovertibly the worst thing ever to appear on a TV screen. "Avid Merrion" (I forget his real name) is a classic example of someone who has been told by his friends "You're funny. Really - you should go on TV!" The tragedy is that Avid (unlike everyone else who's ever been told that) took them seriously, and worse yet, Channel 4 agreed. To sum up his entire act: a) "black people - they're a bit silly, aren't they?" b) "ooh, foreigners - so weird and stupid LOLZ!" and c) "celebrities - have you ever noticed how they're famous?!?!?!?!111111". The man is a cunt. Let's hope for a quick end to this fad, or I'll have to end it myself, with fatal results.

2) The Darkness: No, really, please stop.

3) Brody "Dalle": You're the female Brian Molko. You're ugly, your band is shit. I never thought that anyone married to Tim Armstrong could be "the less talented one" in such a relationship. Your hair, for what it's worth, is also risible.

4) One or all of Jet: We'll stop calling you racists when you stop being racists. And that Rolling Stones-flavoured teabag must be getting pretty dry by now, care to stop wringing it?

5) Guy Ritchie: Have you ever thought that you might be the least talented director of all time? Yes? Good, because you are. You've given Vinnie Jones a film career, thus knocking off his pre-planned career path which was basically "Late 90s: retire from football. 2004: Appear on 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!' and while there punch Peter Andre. 2006: Die". Lock Stock was shit. Snatch was worse. You are a shit. Go away.

6) Vinnie Jones: See above.

7) Jonny Wilkinson: You have a strange face, boy.

8) Angus Deayton: If there's anything admirable about you it's that you have the gall to appear on shows like "Before They Were Famous" and say "isn't this person shockingly untalented and laughable" when all YOU are capable of doing is reading an autocue and providing grist for Paul Merton's comic mill (see also Hislop, Ian).

9) Kelly Jones: Most criticism of you seems to bring the response "it's done out of jealousy". Care to explain why? How many people actually wish that they wished they were Rod Stewart? Do you think it's many? Are we possibly (think about this one) criticising you for your abysmal music, your infuriating face, and your utter bitterness? Makes sense now, doesn't it? Twat.

10) Brian Molko: You're just a dick. I'll give a few reasons. Trying to shock. Accusing critics of homophobia (and you're not even a gay, give it a rest please). The sleeve photo for "Taste in Men" 'Hey look, blackened spoons, I know what heroin is!'. Your voice. Your face. You.
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Friday, December 12th, 2003

Posted by:hipcrimevocab.
Time:1:34 pm.
Good Charlotte...GO AWAY.
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Saturday, November 29th, 2003

Posted by:dirtyoldtownie.
Time:5:04 pm.
This is the welcoming post to the newest, most happening, most I-don't-know-but-I-felt-like-doing-it community on LiveJournal. This is where you say mean things about people you dislike. Ideally famous people, but hey, who are we to judge?

Oh that's right! We're the Taliban!

Not the one that got deposed

State your business, infidel!

Members Only, nah-nah.
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